Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Buy all hats
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Paint with all the colors of the wind
srsly
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Finish all manual quests
Kick a person into a car
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Travel to space!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Are you bread?
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
Knock a bucket into a person
Hold your own concert
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Do no evil.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all trophies in Space.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find 20 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Tag 10 walls.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the jousting mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Give Steve Works the apples