Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Kick a person into a car
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
srsly
Finish all manual quests
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Burn people from afar
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
I'm sorry about my goat
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete centrifuge event.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Lick a friend