Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick a person into a car
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Hit The jackpot.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find all the blocks
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Burn people from afar
Finish all manual quests
Wield an axe with your tongue
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Paint with all the colors of the wind
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Thrash the Goathenge
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all wallrun quest
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do no evil.
Knock a bucket into a person
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find 20 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find 10 trophies.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete centrifuge event.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Reach level 101
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Enjoy your trip
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
How do you catch goats?
Give Steve Works the apples