Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
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Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hit The jackpot.
Finish all manual quests
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
I'm sorry about my goat
Knock a bucket into a person
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Finish all wallrun quest
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hold your own concert
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Travel to space!
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Kick a person into a car
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Are you bread?
Craft all the weapons in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Complete centrifuge event.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Lick a friend
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.