Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Are you bread?
Smell and look like one
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Knock a bucket into a person
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Finish all manual quests
Find all the blocks
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Buy all hats
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Finish all wallrun quest
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Win the title bout!
Travel to space!
Thrash the Goathenge
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
A Trip to the Moon.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Tag 10 walls.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Reach level 101
Inflate that guy's knee
Lick a friend
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
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