Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
I'm sorry about my goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Fight the turtles
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Finish all manual quests
Finish all wallrun quest
Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Kick a person into a car
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Travel to space!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do no evil.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Burn them!
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Inflate that guy's knee
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jörgen.
Lick a friend
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.