Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
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Kick a person into a car
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the blocks
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Smell and look like one
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Buy all hats
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Knock a bucket into a person
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Thrash the Goathenge
Finish all wallrun quest
Wield an axe with your tongue
Hold your own concert
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Do no evil.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
A Trip to the Moon.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all the pony horses.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Destroy all freighters.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Reach level 101
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Lick a friend
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Inflate that guy's knee
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Burn them!
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples