Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
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Paint with all the colors of the wind
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Burn people from afar
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hit The jackpot.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
I'm sorry about my goat
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Win the title bout!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Travel to space!
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Finish all manual quests
Knock a bucket into a person
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Wield an axe with your tongue
Thrash the Goathenge
Are you bread?
Finish all wallrun quest
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all the pony horses.
Find all trophies in Space.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Tag 10 walls.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Complete centrifuge event.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Lick a friend
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Get deviously trapped again
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Reach level 101
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
Jörgen.
Give Steve Works the apples
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