Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
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Burn people from afar
srsly
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Finish all manual quests
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I'm sorry about my goat
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Hit The jackpot.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Are you bread?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Kick a person into a car
Travel to space!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hold your own concert
Knock a bucket into a person
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 10 trophies.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Jump on the launchpad
Reach level 101
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Inflate that guy's knee
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Lick a friend