Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Burn people from afar
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Smell and look like one
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Finish all manual quests
Hold your own concert
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all wallrun quest
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Knock a bucket into a person
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Fight the turtles
I'm sorry about my goat
Wield an axe with your tongue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Travel to space!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do no evil.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Eat 50 food items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find 20 trophies.
Tag 10 walls.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find 10 trophies.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Reach level 101
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
How do you catch goats?
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.