Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
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Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
srsly
I'm sorry about my goat
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hold your own concert
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Wield an axe with your tongue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Kick a person into a car
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Are you bread?
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Finish all wallrun quest
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Do no evil.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Travel to space!
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
A Trip to the Moon.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Complete centrifuge event.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all trophies in Space.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find 10 trophies.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Run wild with the podracer.
Tag 10 walls.
Lick a friend
Get deviously trapped again
Trash the server room
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Reach level 101
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
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