Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Are you bread?
Buy all hats
Burn people from afar
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the blocks
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Kick a person into a car
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
srsly
Finish all manual quests
Wield an axe with your tongue
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Finish all wallrun quest
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Win the title bout!
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hit The jackpot.
Knock a bucket into a person
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find 20 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Visit the badehaus.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Blow up all pirate ships.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Trash the server room
Burn them!
It never erupts when you want it to.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples