Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Knock a bucket into a person
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Burn people from afar
Buy all hats
Finish all wallrun quest
I'm sorry about my goat
Wield an axe with your tongue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Are you bread?
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do no evil.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Travel to space!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Kick a person into a car
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Trash the server room
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Visit all zones on the MMO level
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Lick a friend