Full list of all 16 The Narrator Is a DICK achievements.
The base game contains 12 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 4 achievements.
Died for the First time.
Died 69 Times.
You really need to git gud.
You've slain the Giant Tom.
You killed an old lady.
You... you can stop now...
Did drugs for the first (and last) time.
You've died 10 times.
You beat the entire game without dying a single time.
You beat the game in under 30 minutes without restarting.
You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope we didn't damage your self esteem.
You beat the game in under 15 minutes without restarting.
You cleared Challenge Set A! Keep it up!
You cleared Challenge Set B! Don't stop now!
You cleared Challenge Set C! NICE!
You cleared Challenge Set A, B, and C. You LEGEND!