Here is the full list of all 35 Supreme League of Patriots Issue 1: A Patriot Is Born achievements.
Tell the nurse you don't love anyone
Tell the nurse you want an 80's TV reunion
Tell the nurse you're the King of Siam
Tell the nurse you love your "Boy Wonder"
Tell the nurse you want to conquer evil
Tell the nurse you're the Purple Patriot
Complete the game
Tell the nurse you love America
Tell the nurse you want to be in a movie
Tell the nurse that you're still Kyle
Tell the nurse Kyle's having a stroke
Use the floor vent to help you fly
Shoot an apple off of Kyle's head
Build a "foolproof" rigged crossbow
Get Consuela an audition from Stefan
Blackmail Stefan directly
Let Stefan bribe you
Take the treadmill to maximum speed
Get Consuela's phone number for Kirk
Fail the speed test
Complete the strength test
Fail the strength test
Retrieve the magnet from the speaker
Pick a name for your alter-ego
Clog the toilet at the theatre
Transcribe interviews for Sam
Find the missing SD card
Install the Spanish software module
Find the Spanish software module
Ask Samantha for a date
Find the "Golden Ticket"
Create a map to get to the theatre
Find the address of the theatre
Don't let the game just sit in your unplayed games pile!
Defy Mel repeatedly in the tutorial