- God of Chaos: ORDERED
Completed "Illegal Aliens"
- God of Balance: KNOCKED OFF
Completed "Jack Dodger and the Tomb of Keziah Mason"
- God of Animals: EXTINCT
Completed "The Godmeet"
- God of Cycles: RECYCLED
Completed "Some Assembly Required"
- Gods of Science: BORN AGAIN
Completed "Evolutionary War"
- God of Conflict: RESOLVED IN GROUP THERAPY
Completed "The Future"
- War of the Elven King
Completed "War of the Elven King"
- Noah's ARK
Freed the ARK Creatures from a lifetime of slavery.
- Watch Dawgs
Helped the Deep Ones find a new home in San Francisco.
- Terror from the Deep
Rebuilt Devil Reef and united the warring factions.
- Reconstruction Era
Rebuilt Innsmouth and united the warring factions.
Protected a sacred land.
- I Hear The Jury's Still Out On Science
Open up a sacred land to the public.
- Obsidian Could'a Done The Sequel
Decide the fate of a shadow government.
- Stars are Right
ENDING 1. R'yleh rose, and destroyed everything in its bloody wake.
- Stars are Right 2: Human Revolution
SECRET ENDING 1. R'yleh rose, and in its bloody wake, a new age of understanding and technological development began.
- The Bad Ending
ENDING 2. So, this is awkward.
- The San Francisco Look
ENDING 3. The Deep Ones carried on with the legacy of Dagon, furthering the Old God agenda and taking over Cthulhu's turf whilst he slept.
SECRET ENDING 2. The Deep Ones learned to walk on their own, rebuilding their ancestral home and swearing to continue Dagon's work.
- You Can See It From Here
ENDING 4. The world once more belongs to the humans.
- Least Favorite X-Files Episode (After Space)
Played the game as both genders.
- Is It Like Dark Souls 2?
Did a Blind Run.
- The Search for More Money
Took the Memory Test.
- Breakfast Club of the Damned
Recruit every main party member.
- Lobby Full
Recruit EVERY party member.
- You were in for a bad time, man.
Welp. That happened.
- ACHIEVEMENTS ARE SPOILERS!
Spoil the future season of a beloved show to the entirety of Ballroom 20.
- Comin' To Save The Day, Yeah!
Free American Dave first.
Free Canadian Dave first.
- There's Only 'I' in Team
Don't do any Loyalty Missions.
- Fake Geek Girl
As a girl, fight Ignus Ross in San Diego.
- So We're Doing This
Challenge Alexander Hamilton to a duel to the death.
- Cabinet Battle #4
Bring Riley to a rap battle versus Alexander Hamilton.
- Monster Mash
Completed "The Return of Lil' Sebastian"
- Beer Quest
Completed "Elizabeth Reign"
- Twelve Stories High, Made of Radiation
Sign the Declaration of Independence.
- YOUR PYLONS ARE CURRENTLY UNDER AN UNREASONABLE AMOUNT OF STRESS
Completed "World of Bardcraft"
- Wordsmith Mark Twain
One shot an enemy.
- Marvel's Passive Fist
Talk your way out of five fights.
- It Launches Vampire Kangaroos
Equip the Vampire Kangaroo Launcher.
- The Model of a Modern Major General
Equip yourself with the Geek King Encyclopedia, Vampire Kangaroo Launcher, New England Charm, Snow Shoes, and Ancient Irish Cap.
- The Apocalypse Can Wait
Do every side quest.
- End of the World
Beat New Game+.
- "Oh my god, it's a SUMMER.... sale."
Equip the Shotgun from Doom.