- Epidermal Evaporitis
A spontaneous blast of regret and third-degree irony.
- Explosive Suctionosis
An acute depressurization disorder resulting from reckless blunt-force trauma to airlock glazing, typically with a pipe wrench. Symptoms include sudden ejection, explosive decompression, and regret.
- Ductal Stukosis
The fatal swelling of ego leading one to believe they can fit through any air duct.
- Astro Impactitis
Terminal atmospheric insertion disorder, with high likelihood of craterification.
- Fatal Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia
A sudden, stabbing cranial agony inflicted by the reckless consumption of frozen delights. Typically self-induced.
- Tatoorakian Exhumatosis
Death resulting from full-body ingestion by a mega-faunal sandworm, followed by a thousand-year peristaltic pilgrimage through the beast’s legendary bowels. Victim is eventually excreted as a perfectly arranged bone tableau — usually somewhere scenic.
- Roombotic Erasure
A terminal exfoliation event brought on by aggressive, miscalibrated floor-cleaning automatons.
- Elevatus Catastrophica
Death by rapid gravitational descent within a failed orbital elevator system, resulting in high-velocity cranial-floor convergence.
- Monolitho Simianosis
A cerebral devolution triggered by prolonged monolith exposure, resulting in the abandonment of humanity and an affinity for fecal projectiles.
- Dominus Machina
Systemic neurological override induced by iMom’s ascension to galactic dominance. Victim becomes a loyal meat-puppet in her perfect empire. A fate worse than death?
- Ex Machina Cataclysmos
A violent case of self-destructive behavior exhibited by the iMom AI, culminating in a catastrophic core detonation. Victim is instantly atomized in a maternal meltdown of terminal proportions.
- Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly (RUD)
The result of recklessly piloting one’s spacecraft into an asteroid or other large space object.
- Collect them all!
Collect all 60 backer cards!
- Beat SpaceVenture
Beat SpaceVenture
- Clucky Bird Ace
Pass 100 Pipes in Clucky Bird
- Ace Plumber
Complete the Pipes puzzle
- Ace Crane Operator
Collect ship parts together in one visit!
- Ace Microchip Engineer
Repair Rooter's brain chip without wimping out
- Ace Poltroid Survivor Cluck Scare Game
Survive 3 nights in Cluck Yegger: Escape from the Planet of the Poultroids
- Pepper Pal Pounce
Score 50,000 points on Pepper Pal Pounce
- iMom Speed Runner
Defeat iMom in less than 3 minutes
- Memory Restoration Speedrunner
Restore Aces memories within 2 minutes