Here is the full list of all 87 Saturday Morning RPG achievements.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Play an episode twice.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Win 100 battles.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Use the decoder ring.
Crane kick Billy.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Win an arena battle.
Retry a fight and win.
Defeat Super Computah.
Reach level 11.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Try all three charging methods.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Help a student flush his toots.
Max out your multiplier.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Win 10 battles.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Reach level 5.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 50.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Win an impossible battle.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.