Here is the full list of all 14 SAMOLIOTIK achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Holy mummies!
He knows not to count to three
Kill Illuminati
Like Your life (wife).
Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
Finish the Game
Kill The Final Boss
MONEY!MONEY!MONEY!
Find a Kalashnikov
Find a Vodka.
Kill Adolf Gutler
Find a Red Star
Start a new game.