Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Sucked down your own piss.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Totaled 30 cars.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Survived Wednesday.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Tuesday.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Gained your first dog helper.
Survived Monday.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Kicked open a door.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Made a very long killing spree.
Finished all seven days.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)