Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Made a very long killing spree.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Sucked down your own piss.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Gained your first dog helper.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Kicked open a door.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.