Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Read the newspaper every day.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Survived Thursday.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Wednesday.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Made a very long killing spree.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Tuesday.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Totaled 30 cars.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Gained your first dog helper.
Sucked down your own piss.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.