Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Saturday.
Killed over 1,000 people.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Wednesday.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Sucked down your own piss.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Survived Tuesday.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Survived Monday.
Kicked open a door.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.