Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Totaled 30 cars.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Read the newspaper every day.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Saturday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Friday.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Thursday.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Survived Wednesday.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Survived Tuesday.
Kicked open a door.
Sucked down your own piss.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Gained your first dog helper.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.