Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Finished all seven days.
Survived Friday.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Made a very long killing spree.
Wore all three outfits.
Totaled 30 cars.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Survived Wednesday.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Survived Tuesday.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Saturday.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Kicked open a door.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Sucked down your own piss.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.