Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Read the newspaper every day.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made a very long killing spree.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Survived Friday.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Totaled 30 cars.
Survived Thursday.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Survived Wednesday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Wore all three outfits.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Survived Tuesday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Sucked down your own piss.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Gained your first dog helper.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Kicked open a door.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old flame.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.