Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Totaled 30 cars.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Saturday.
Survived Friday.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Sucked down your own piss.
Wore all three outfits.
Survived Wednesday.
Survived Tuesday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.