Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Made a very long killing spree.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Survived Wednesday.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Totaled 30 cars.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Survived Tuesday.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Sucked down your own piss.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Kicked open a door.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.