Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Friday.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Thursday.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Gained your first dog helper.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Survived Tuesday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Sucked down your own piss.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Saturday.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Read the newspaper every day.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Made a very long killing spree.
Finished all seven days.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.