Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Made a very long killing spree.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Totaled 30 cars.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Survived Wednesday.
Survived Tuesday.
Sucked down your own piss.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Kicked open a door.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)