Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Read the newspaper every day.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Survived Thursday.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Wednesday.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Kicked open a door.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Sucked down your own piss.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Made a very long killing spree.
Finished all seven days.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.