Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Survived Tuesday.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Totaled 30 cars.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Sucked down your own piss.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Read the newspaper every day.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)