Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Read the newspaper every day.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Finished all seven days.
Survived Friday.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Survived Wednesday.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Wore all three outfits.
Survived Tuesday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Totaled 30 cars.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Gained your first dog helper.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Kicked open a door.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Sucked down your own piss.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.