Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Made a very long killing spree.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Survived Tuesday.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Totaled 30 cars.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Sucked down your own piss.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Kicked open a door.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.