Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Saturday.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Survived Friday.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Thursday.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Survived Tuesday.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Survived Monday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Sucked down your own piss.
Kicked open a door.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Totaled 30 cars.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Read the newspaper every day.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.