Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Made a very long killing spree.
Finished all seven days.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Saturday.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Read the newspaper every day.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Survived Friday.
Gained your first dog helper.
Totaled 30 cars.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Wore all three outfits.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Survived Thursday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Survived Wednesday.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Survived Tuesday.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Sucked down your own piss.
Survived Monday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.