Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Made a very long killing spree.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Survived Thursday.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Wore all three outfits.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Totaled 30 cars.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Sucked down your own piss.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Tuesday.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Survived Monday.
Kicked open a door.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Read the newspaper every day.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Finished all seven days.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.