Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Made a very long killing spree.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Totaled 30 cars.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Sucked down your own piss.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Gained your first dog helper.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Kicked open a door.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.