Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Friday.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Thursday.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Wore all three outfits.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Survived Wednesday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Sucked down your own piss.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Gained your first dog helper.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Totaled 30 cars.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Read the newspaper every day.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.