Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Gained your first dog helper.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Survived Tuesday.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Monday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Sucked down your own piss.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Kicked open a door.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Totaled 30 cars.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Made a very long killing spree.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.