Here is the full list of all 29 Miscreated achievements.
You really mopped his clock.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
It's just a flesh wound!
And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Medic!
A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Cool guys don't look at them.
You think hunger is a game?
Somebody call OSHA.
If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Full Metal Barracks
One foot in the grave.
So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Hacker
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Fifteen rounds with Drago.
Dive into that vault of coins!