Here is the full list of all 29 Miscreated achievements.
Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
One foot in the grave.
Somebody call OSHA.
Full Metal Barracks
It's just a flesh wound!
Medic!
Cool guys don't look at them.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
You think hunger is a game?
If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
And it didn't cost six million dollars.
So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Hacker
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
Fifteen rounds with Drago.
You really mopped his clock.
Dive into that vault of coins!