Here is the full list of all 35 Microtransaction Simulator achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Don't even try it
Unrelated
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It's a secret to everybody
This can't be a mistake
Is this a bug?
Past the point of no return
Open 100 packs
You dug a hole
Some people graduate but they still stupid
Mania
Harder than it looks
A small loan of 1 million dollars
Yum
Lucid once
Old habits die hard
Get a fuzz
Open 50 packs
Get a turquoise
Take a look at me now
yeah
Get a red
2017
Get a green
Get a purple
Get a blue
Sometimes there is a free lunch.
Get a brown
Get a white
literally idle the game for 4 hours. Stay at home and don't spread the coronavirus.