Here is the full list of all 21 Lancelot's Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze achievements.
You've entered into the mysterious kingdom where all girls have hair under their arms.
Get rid of the tourist dudes.
Get rid of the Catholic priest and the horny nun.
Get rid of the French aristocrats. It's guillotine time!
Welcome to RedemptionLand (tm), where all your sins are forgiven!
Like in real life, the bouncers told you you look like a peasant.
Another Twitter feud between Ron Gilbert and Jean-Baptiste starts...
Shameless show your faith by dropping your monk dress.
You made French music even less popular worldwide! And Jacques Brel wasn't even French!
Come for the syphilis! Stay for the chastest and holiest sword of the whole Christendom!
You read all the alchemist book's content. All your chakras are now wide-open to the Universal Cosmic Energy.
Girl, you'll be a woman soon! With hair under your arms.
You followed a boring business and marketing PowerPoint presentation.
Hopefully, LucasArts & Disney's lawyers won't see this.
You put some cheap booze in the holiest and most expensive relic of the whole Christendom.
The whole Kingdom of France is burning and releasing tons of CO2 because of YOU!
You have discovered the link between magnetism and electricity 6 centuries before Faraday & Maxwell.
Happy End! You're back in England with the Holy Grail! Your sexiness is up 40.65%.
Congrats! You have watched the whole 16-min-long boring end credits to the end.
A force from above, cleaning your soul (better than soap).
You have discovered homeopathy (the biggest scientific scam ever) 5 centuries before Dr. Samuel Hahnemann.