Full list of all 9 Killing Time at Lightspeed: Enhanced Edition achievements. It takes around 1-2 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Finish the game.
Make a truly terrible joke.
Alice found what she was looking for.
Shima was unharmed.
You completed the test.
You were agreeable.
Check your messages every day.
Check the news every day.
Stay silent.