Here is the full list of all 8 Jones On Fire achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Neither kitties nor Jones have feet, yet they can run fast. Both just try not to think about it too much.
The kitties are unconvinced Jones is a bird, whether or not she can fly. But one is going to try pouncing someday, just to be sure.
Now that Jones can jump that far, the kitties figure she'll bring back even more wet catfood.
You laugh in the face of burns. Unless it's a REALLY good burn.
Jones has a magnetic personality, but it only seems to work on kitties.
Sometimes the kitties use the burn cream for off-label purposes.
Since the kitties are stuck in a time loop with no rainy days, Jones figured a rainbow would cheer them up.
Kitties deserve a crown. Because they're kitties. You're gonna get them that crown, right Jones?