I Hate You, Please Suffer - Complete Achievements

• No Sequence Breaking

  Come on, man.
• Waiting For Something to Happen?

  Wandering around a white space forever doesn't seem fun...

• The Sixtoed Award

  For the first to conquer a car.
• You Shouldn't Know This!!

  Whatever, get cursed idiot.
• Wrong Code

  You're not getting a weapon this easily.
• Sorry for Stealing

  Buy back a stolen good.
• Obscure Bet

  Win against a fellow adventurer. How? I dunno.
• Such Nerve

  You dare reject her twice?

• Already Done For You

  You're kinda late, man.
• Wanted An Easy, Immediate Win?

  Do you think you deserve a happy ending, you piece of garbage?
• The Infomantis Award

  To honor finding a serious softlock.
• The Infomantis Award 2

  If you kept putting off the thing that gave you the first one.
• Anger Management

  Avoid fighting a recurring boss, thanks to an NPC.
• Pig Roast

  Lose a certain fight but have an NPC around to pick up the slack.

• Please Help Me

  A betrayer is left alive yet desperate.
• Backup Bulb

  Why stop with a lighthouse key?
• Are You Stupid?

  Pick the wrong answer immediately after you were told the right one.
• I Think I Hauve Covid

  Fluster a recurring enemy.
• How Fumiko Should Go Out

  Get rid of a certain someone in an alternate route.
• Bye, I Guess

  Say bye one last time to a spirit.

• Old Baseball Card Lover

  Give an old man some baseball cards.
• Maybe Church Is Good

  Get all spiritual healing done.
• Restless Memories

  See the Illusion Shrine all the way through.
• No More Adventurers

  Confront a bonus boss.
• No More... Adventurers?

  Lose a bonus boss but live to tell the tale.
• Weird Knife

  Get a weird weapon for Ramona.

• Weird Bat

  Get a weird weapon for Devon.
• Weird Hammer

  Get a weird weapon for Kyrie.
• Weird Gun

  Finally this weapon is usable.
• Better get me in one shot

  Get revenge on me.
• Celebration Shots!

  Enjoy a special drink after beating a string of bonus bosses.
• Celebration(?) Shots

  Enjoy a special drink after beating a string of bonus bosses on an alt route.

• The Ivy Award

  Get a really poorly timed artifact tarot draw.
• Sweet Memory

  Despite everything, get an extra reward out of the Lonely Hearts Investigation.
• Solo Ending

  Beat the game normally with only Ramona.
• Just the Two of Us

  Beat the game normally with only Ramona and Devon.
• Fresh Start

  Go beyond paying rent and move out.
• Everything Will Be Alright

  Go beyond rent and get an ending from going through the Tower.

• Revenge

  In a worse place, in a worse time, go all in.
• Regret

  In a worse place, in a worse time, take a step back.
• Arena Conqueror

  Clear all arena fights.
• SippingMercuryLemonade Award

  To honor someone that found a softlock from doing the lighthouse in a specific order.
• Art of the Deal

  Avoid having to pay for the Lockpicking Guide.
• Are You Sure You Need Help?

  Get a 2nd party member before even becoming an adventurer.

• Early Start

  Present the truth of the hoodies to others earlier than expected.
• Paying it Forward

  Have a happy outcome of the lighthouse quest affect the casino investigation quest.
• Cringe Flirting

  Witness Quinnith hit on Ramona.
• Like an Old Save Bonus Password

  Use a referential password used in Basic.
• The LeonTheNeedledRiolu Award

  Mix 50 drinks.
• A Good Old Ending

  Get Ending D of Fishing Minigame.

• A Good New Ending

  Get Ending U of Fishing Minigame.
• RIP Bozo

  He had it coming.
• The Chloe Award

  Get the S time ranking in a basic ending. In honor of a speedrunner.
• The Freshest Start

  Get the S time ranking for a fresh start.
• The Best Menage

  Get the S time ranking for the tower's ending.
• Fast Ascent

  Get the S time ranking for the alternate path.