Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Burn people from afar
I'm sorry about my goat
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hold your own concert
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick a person into a car
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Are you bread?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Travel to space!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Win the title bout!
Finish all wallrun quest
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil.
Finish all manual quests
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all trophies in Space.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find 20 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all the pony horses.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete test chambers.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find 10 trophies.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Burn them!
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Inflate that guy's knee
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
How do you catch goats?