Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
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Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
I'm sorry about my goat
Wield an axe with your tongue
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Win the title bout!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
Travel to space!
Are you bread?
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do no evil.
Finish all wallrun quest
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Complete test chambers.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all the pony horses.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find all trophies in Space.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
Visit all zones on the MMO level
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
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