Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the blocks
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
srsly
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Are you bread?
Burn people from afar
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Travel to space!
Hit The jackpot.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Hold your own concert
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Knock a bucket into a person
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Finish all wallrun quest
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all the weapons in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy all freighters.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Complete centrifuge event.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jörgen.
Get deviously trapped again
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Burn them!
Trash the server room
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples